I have a coworker (female) that goes to the bathroom right after she eats lunch, almost everyday. She will be in there for a looooong time. In fact…sometimes its so long it makes me ponder what she actually does in there. When I go #2 it may take a little time…but it seems like she’s taking enough time to read a saga. I wonder…is she looking at herself in the mirror? Is she constipated often? Lord knows. Maybe she stays in a long time so the smell gets sucked up before she comes ou Read the rest of this entry »
My office has no door and I hear everything. There are three other females working on my floor and there are many days I would like to trade them out for guys. I am a female too, but I don’t feel the need to share every detail of my life with my coworkers. These chicks talk about what they did the night before, they talk about what they had for breakfast, what they are doing for lunch, supper, night time activities, weekend activities, family stuff, church stuff…I get to hear it all from m Read the rest of this entry »
I worked hard to find a career in HR and been here for 7 years. Learned a lot, met a lot of people but the time has come to find a better HR environment to work in. It all started 3 years ago when we got a new HR dir. She’s a piece of work and we knew she was placed to get most of the dept fired was the word on the street. Can we say dictator, bully, slave driver and this is HR where policies rules and being there for employees are the motto. Yup, nope, she was hired to clean ship and within t Read the rest of this entry »
the rat race stinx. its total BS and everybody knows that if you have your own pile of big bux then you don’t have to be a rat slave. I hate the routine. going around & around each & every week for a f-ing measly paycheck. and then you have to come right back every week for a few more crumbs.
its indentured servitude.
this really f-ing stix.
just give me that g.d. money.
I don’t want to have to work for it.
this is total BULLSH**
My whackjob coworker outdid herself and has coughed, hacked, snorted and wheezed up phlegm 153 times today. I don’t know if that’s a world record but I’d say it’s close. This is also the person who picks her face until it’s sore, talks loud enough to be heard three blocks away, and checks out the tissue after she blows her nose, (those are boogers, you idiot. Diamonds didn’t fall out of your head). She sounds and smells like a dying mule.
I have come to the conclusion that 1. she Read the rest of this entry »
I work with this guy that listens to talk shows all day long at work. He giggles loudly and continually all day long. He thinks he is friend with these people and talks about them like he just had lunch with them although he has never met them referring to their personal lives as you would a family member.
As soon as he takes off the headphones he starts bitching about whatever he is doing and how hard it is. His giggles go all over the spectrum from high to low from soft to loud. They a Read the rest of this entry »
I was in my college dorm one late night doing my business on the throne when I hear the door open. Suddenly I smell a fuse, then I am deluged by a long string of black cat firecrackers. With pants around my ankles and torpedo tube letting one go, I could only close my eyes, hold my ears and feel the sting of every firecracker exploding on me, in my pants and in the stall.
As the smoke cleared and I put out the fire in my underwear, T shirt and sweatpants. I got in the shower and washed my bu Read the rest of this entry »
It’s 08:15 am and I am trying to meet a deadline. 2 hours of work to accomplish in 15 minutes when the truck arrives. Somehow, my Drama Queen co-worker knows I am on a time crunch and decides to pawn off a Customer on me so she can be off to smoke and text. She spends most of the day smoking and texting. The only interruptions are of course, Lunch break and Customers. Knowing that is her plan I told her to take care of the problem herself. Minutes later she storms into a manager’s meeting ra Read the rest of this entry »
The woman I work next to….she is the most insensitive human being I have ever come across. I work at a clerks office and we deal with a lot of folks who are in difficult situations…well, she will either make fun of them or make very degrading comments, then on top of that she is rude and mean to them. She will be my supervisor in a few months. Last week she made a very ugly comment about a lady who had come in to ask about emergency custody….she had been beaten very badly, both eyes Read the rest of this entry »
Today a customer calls up with an array of problems that took her 20 mins to go through each one. So being the good little worker I am, I listen, make notes and start thinking of ways to make the customer happy. I organize with a sister company free delivery (going above and beyond on customer service) to ensure that they continue shopping with us. Keeping her happy now meant we’d also avoid a potential law suit on one of her other problems. I also do a refund of particar goods which was more Read the rest of this entry »