Several years ago, I purposefully posted a fake exam on the web that looked like the real one, smelled like the real one, and was hellish like a real one. Then, one day, as expected I see a lardass moron reading the “exam” in class. I start asking how the hell he got it. He had no fucking clue! No fucking clue … I got really pissed. Since this was like the day before the final, I told the class that if you guys steal the exams, I will have to make the final comprehensive. I am glad that I am alive, but I had too much fun messing with their heads. And the teaching evaluations? I had that done days before. Life is sweet!