At 1:00 I was about to go out to lunch, already an hour late. Right as I was grabbing my keys, my stupid boss comes by and asks me to do her a favor. She says, ‘Can you wait here by the phone until 2 in case this client calls?’

Now its 1:20. I have 40 minutes to go. Im hungry. Im cranky. And when this client calls im gonna tell him exactly how I feel!