After I worked out in the office gym this morning I went to take a shower. This hairy ass guy who works in my building was just getting out of the only available shower. I stepped in and noticed that he shed all over the shower floor. This was totally gross, but at least I had shower sandals on.

Then it happened. As I reached for my shampoo I accidentally knocked the bottle over and it fell to the floor. It was wet and tons of nasty body and pube hairs started to stick all over it. I had no choice but to retrieve the bottle and when I did, it had so much hair on it that it felt like I was picking up a wet cat. It was the grossest thing that has ever happened to me.