Paid Vacation


A few summers ago I was an intern at a software development company. Everyday when I went to the bathroom to drop a deucer I would time myself. Back at my desk I kept a journal of how much time I spent pooping everyday day.

At the end of the summer I tallied up all the minutes and calculated how much money I made pooping that summer. I ended up making $273. That shit really paid off.

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