So this team of 10 people who had 10 cubicles down the hall from me was laid off on Monday. Bad news for them. But GREAT news for me!
On Wednesday, I went down to their cubes and ‘went shopping’ for supplies. I got/stole a big ass dry-erase board, a new file cabinet, electric stapler, and a box of thumb tacks!

a date with slutty co work $50

being fired $1800 a month

digital camera $500

photos printed $0

glue $2

pics of getting banged from behind and posted out side of work pricele$$

new job $2500

I got fired from work today for falling asleep at my desk.

I just lost my job. This only sucks because I now have to go through the cycle-call the Unemployment office and update my resume and start the dreaded jobsearch. This, however, does not suck because I had a particularly unsatisfying and unrewarding job. On my first day, I mentioned to another new employee that I was a vegetarian. I’m no dumbass-I didn’t hand out literature. We then moved the conversation on. Later, that same day, the incredibly PC, intimidating and stupid bitch HR director calle Read the rest of this entry »