Good Riddance

1510/2015

I work at Barnes & Noble, and today I was running the cash register. A woman came to my register with two books. I rang them up and gave her our membership pitch, which I’m required to do (I know it gets annoying, but we have store quotas. And, believe me, we’re more sick of the membership pitch than any customer). She got very angry and said, "Why do you people always ask about that? I never have, and I never will. So get that into your heads." So I smiled and said alright an Read the rest of this entry »

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Your due date is…

2808/2015

I work at a call center for a TV provider. A customer called in pissed off that he paid his bill on the 14th and he had another bill due on the 28th (today) and his services were being turned off in 2 days. He thought his service was like a prepaid phone card. You pay on the 14th and pay again on the 14th of next month. Well, if your due date was on the 14th, that’s true. But his due date was the 28th. Regardless of when he paid his last bill, his bill for this month is the 28th. His service i Read the rest of this entry »

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Pay out the nose if you want but jeez

2708/2015

I work in a cal center. A customer called in demanding I send someone to her house to pick up her equipment she was returning to us. We don’t send someone out for that. We send you boxes and a label, you ship it back to us with UPS and you’re billed from us for shipping, handling, and processing fees. I gave her the phone number for her to call UPS. She refused, complaining she called that and the UPS agent had an accent. I informed her of the UPS website. She didn’t have a computer. I told Read the rest of this entry »

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Personal Report

908/2015

Today I get called over and the manager claims I offended a customer by fixing my hair…

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Working in retail …hate people

2107/2015

Ever since I started working in a high end organic grocery store in customer service I realized how much I dislike people.

what i want to say to them:

Oh im sorry you want rubber bands over all your berries and eggs, how about you get some and help putting them on. But when i do my shopping at other grocery stores i dont get rubber bands and my eggs and berries are fine, why ? because they dont need them and im careful with my food.

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Working in retail = hate people

2107/2015

Ever since I started working in a high end organic grocery store in customer service I realized how much I dislike people.

what i want to say to them:

Oh im sorry you want rubber bands over all your berries and eggs, how about you get some and help putting them on. But when i do my shopping at other grocery stores i dont get rubber bands and my eggs and berries are fine, why ? because they dont need them and im careful with my food.

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My work

504/2015

i dont have a job. i just sell drugs. but everyday there one mother fucker that wanna complain!..is it your weed sucka? no didnt think so! so just give me the fucking money lol. and thenn after 10 minutes of this nigga bitching he finally gives me the money and its 20$ in all ones . that aint even the worst part of this job . i have to stand in the cold intill someone hits me yup. and dont matter how many hours i do ..if i make no money and the block is dry then i aint getting paid . but fuc Read the rest of this entry »

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Scratch

3112/2009

Whenever I deliver pizza and I do not receive a tip, I run my key down the side of the customer’s car and/or step on their flowers.

Fast Food Rockets

112/2009

I work at a subway resteraunt. A co-worker had a bag of bottle rockets in his car so we decided that I would fire off about a dozen in the backroom while screaming and yelling. The workers at the counter kept a straight face and insisted they didnt hear the intense popping and screaming. We reviewed the customers reactions over and over again on the surveilance camera.

Snot Rockets

3011/2009

I work at a pizza chain and whenever I get pissed off I blow snot rockets on the pizza before I deliver them.

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