I work in a IT call center and a co-worker recieved a call from some woman stating that she had pop ups like crazy. Convo goes as follows
CW-Do you see alot of these
HER-yeah very frequntly
CW-What type of pop up are they
HER-One is porn and the other is for Friday’s resturant. Some one help me im now hungry and horny. bwwwaahhhh lol

So, I work at a help desk and I’m on the phone with a lady for about 30 minutes so far. I’m connected to her PC viewing her screen, and fixing her supremely fucked up Word document. I go to stretch out and my screen goes blank, the phone connection is lost, my desk lamp shuts off, and my awesome game of Funky Truck disappears.

Turns out, my foot hit the goddamned power strip and cut all the power to my PC and phone. After calling the client back, apologizing, and spending another 20 m Read the rest of this entry »

I work at a law firm when I’m home from school for the summer. My co-worker’s are awesome, funny, laid back people, the kind of people you feel extremely fortunate to share the same facilites with. My boss is a great guy, and being that he’s close to my family he lets me get away with murder. All the makings of a very stable, euphoric enviornment, right? Not even. It’s the clients. The unfathomably ignorant, dismal clients that have some how, under God’s limitless grace, made it this far i Read the rest of this entry »

I deliver pizza and I get really pissed off when I don’t get a tip, especially if the delivery is a long one. The other day I was taking a pizza to this guy’s house in one of the nicer neighborhoods in my city. This guy has a huge house and drives a nice BMW. So I give him his pizza and as a tip he just goes, ‘Keep the change.’ It was like 41 cents.

I got really pissed, because I know this guy can afford to give more than that and I drove such a long way. So later that night I st Read the rest of this entry »

I learned a new word today, and before I go any further with this word and its supposed meaning, I’d just like to thank the client (who I’m lovingly referring to as Cyrus from now on) for granting me this gem of insight. So Cyrus called in today to try and set up a case against a news paper for printing something about his latest DUI. Now I was thinking that he would say defamation, but no. Fuck no. He said, and I quote “so i’m tryin to get these dudes for ‘deficimationalism’. Pause. Longe Read the rest of this entry »