I have worked at a collection agency for many years and it sucks, at first i had plenty of work to keep me busy. Over the last year or more the work has disappeared and i find myself mainly surfing the web each day, checking out pointless sites like this one. I dont have to call people to collect money instead i work as an office worker working on completly boring crap. My advice to people out there is don’t take a job with a collection agency, these type of businesses are dirty and corrupt Read the rest of this entry »

I have worked at a collection agency for many years and it sucks, at first i had plenty of work to keep me busy. Over the last year or more the work has disappeared and i find myself mainly surfing the web each day, checking out pointless sites like this one. I dont have to call people to collect money instead i work as an office worker working on completly boring crap. My advice to people out there is don’t take a job with a collection agency, these type of businesses are dirty and corrupt Read the rest of this entry »

I came here to post a story but I noticed no one has posted anything since January. Hello? Is anyone here?

Have you ever had one of those days where the work is pilling up around you, but you can’t seem to actually get motivated enough to do any of it?

Yeah, today is a day like that for me. I have 6 projects due in a matter of days, and all I can concentrate on is Yahoo! Pool.

I do nothing but surf the Internet all day at work. If the Internet didn’t exist, I’d probably strangle myself with my phone cord. What the hell did people do at work 10 years ago???

My mom sent me a picture of this HUGE bug-its outside of an insect musuem in Colorado. I had one of the artists here take my picture, and we are currently superimposing it onto the bug picture. I will then have a picture of myself hanging from the pinchers of a giant beetle, a la ‘Starship Troopers’ to pass around. I think I will take it to my boss and tell her that we need to have the building manager bring in the exterminators again…

We have a bulletin board in our office and I’ve tried to turn it into a matchmaking service for the people I work with. I put up fliers that advertised that a particular co-worker is interested in dating around and seeing what type of response I can get.

For example, today I put up a flier that reads: “SWM looking for the love of his life. I’m a fun loving guy with most of his hair and a great smile. An acceptable mate will know how to play backgammon and must love animals. Must a Read the rest of this entry »

I just received the following emails from my best friend:
“I’m bbbbbbbboooooooooorrrrrrreeeeedddd. Working…during the summer sucks.”

An hour later:
“I just put a CD in the paper shredder. It was awesome. It makes glitter!”

Today I put a coworkers mouse into jello and he retaliated by shrinkwrapping my laptop to its mobile cart.

Our cubes are the half-walled type and the ceiling lights in the area are always dimmed. This causes everyone to keep a standard lamp at each desk to shed at least some light. This lamp is capable of flexing and bending to point in any direction with a bulb so bright it’s like looking at the sun.

It’s friday so instead of doing work, for about 30 minutes I searched the internet for just the right size batman logo. I found one and printed it off. I carefully cut the bat out and Read the rest of this entry »