Just Once

411/2014

If just once before I retire (215 days to go) you would talk about something other than yourself I would be, if not grateful, at least surprised beyond all possible expression.

Try. Please try.

It’ll go so far toward returning you to the human race. If you were ever a member of it in the first place.

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Kiss my rear

2909/2014

I do believe I would rather be in ICU on a respirator than be at work this morning. Dear God vacation you can’t come soon enough.

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I wanr to quit but can’t

207/2014

My job is so mind numbing lay boring want to quit every day
Then I,check my bank balance….

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this job is pointless

2109/2010

I have worked at a collection agency for many years and it sucks, at first i had plenty of work to keep me busy. Over the last year or more the work has disappeared and i find myself mainly surfing the web each day, checking out pointless sites like this one. I dont have to call people to collect money instead i work as an office worker working on completly boring crap. My advice to people out there is don’t take a job with a collection agency, these type of businesses are dirty and corrupt Read the rest of this entry »

this job is pointless

2109/2010

I have worked at a collection agency for many years and it sucks, at first i had plenty of work to keep me busy. Over the last year or more the work has disappeared and i find myself mainly surfing the web each day, checking out pointless sites like this one. I dont have to call people to collect money instead i work as an office worker working on completly boring crap. My advice to people out there is don’t take a job with a collection agency, these type of businesses are dirty and corrupt Read the rest of this entry »

Is this site dead?

607/2010

I came here to post a story but I noticed no one has posted anything since January. Hello? Is anyone here?

Yahoo

201/2010

Have you ever had one of those days where the work is pilling up around you, but you can’t seem to actually get motivated enough to do any of it?

Yeah, today is a day like that for me. I have 6 projects due in a matter of days, and all I can concentrate on is Yahoo! Pool.

Thank You Al Gore

1911/2009

I do nothing but surf the Internet all day at work. If the Internet didn’t exist, I’d probably strangle myself with my phone cord. What the hell did people do at work 10 years ago???

Buggin’ Out

1811/2009

My mom sent me a picture of this HUGE bug-its outside of an insect musuem in Colorado. I had one of the artists here take my picture, and we are currently superimposing it onto the bug picture. I will then have a picture of myself hanging from the pinchers of a giant beetle, a la ‘Starship Troopers’ to pass around. I think I will take it to my boss and tell her that we need to have the building manager bring in the exterminators again…

Incidental Infedelity

711/2009

We have a bulletin board in our office and I’ve tried to turn it into a matchmaking service for the people I work with. I put up fliers that advertised that a particular co-worker is interested in dating around and seeing what type of response I can get.

For example, today I put up a flier that reads: “SWM looking for the love of his life. I’m a fun loving guy with most of his hair and a great smile. An acceptable mate will know how to play backgammon and must love animals. Must a Read the rest of this entry »

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