She is a nutjob. We work in the admin department, yet you’d think we work to make her life easier. Reports late from the manager? "Hellooo! This is your BFF! Where is your report?" or "I want to be on my boat. You need to get me your stuff early." Think you’re on good terms? Think again. That bus has backed up several times.

Noisy bracelets clack clack all day. Think it’s work she’s doing? NO! She’s running her side business. "I’m a NAME OF SIDE JOB.", "I do graphics!", "Oh who did this work last? This was acceptable? Who approved this?"… all from someone who knows nothing about our industry yet she can tell you what is wrong in a snap. "I didn’t know I’d get this job. I just put my resume out as a lark." "I was brought in to bring action [pronounced actttt-shuuunnnn]."

The worst part is she is a bigot. Nasty racist comments. Wanna complain? No joy, her office BFF is in payroll and she’s even more unpleasant. Stepford housewife with a I Smell Garbage look on her face. Thirty minute lunch policy? - nah, these gals take at least an hour. Office chats minimum 6 times a day. Both sneaky and nasty. But boy can those voices hit helium Chipmunk peaks. Bigots, liars, side job, bus rolling. Vroom!!