Parking

2810/2009

parking spaces obviously cause a lot of tension. In the parking garage where I work, everyone flocks to the spaces nearest the doors, on the 2nd level, and invariably they waste time if they’re not they’re by 5am or something.
They are suckers. When I drive in, I immediately park in the first space I see, closet to the exit, and sprint to the building to go clock in and get paid.
At the end of the day, while they are searching for their cars in the midst of chaos, I just start it up and drive away the second I’m ready. All it costs me is an extra 50 years of walking. What a bunch of dumb fuckers.

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