Touched People

602/2009

Okay, let’s clarify a few things. Severely retarded people probably live in full-time care residences. Mildly retarded people might be hired as janitors or placed in goodwill positions with a company that wants to show how much they care about retarded people. But where do people work who are just “touched”? Answer: They become delivery drivers. I’m serious. I had to ride along with two today. They’d say all sorts of stupid crap and I sensed that they should probably be pretty embarassed for making their intellect very apparent, but the weren’t. It was quite awkward, really.

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