When you gotta go… sometimes it’s better to hold it

410/2009

So I was washing my hands today when a dude comes into the bathroom, like at least 300lbs, probably looking to give birth in a toilet. It sounded like he was wiping before he ever took a shit. Fast forward 90 min. later, I go in again and there is sweaty ass hair all over the seat, just stuck there. I want to puke, but I would prefer dropping a log without sitting on someone’s pubes.

As a result, I still need to poop.

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