Lets get this straight…. I don’t like coffee. I don’t understand the whole obsession with it, its prety much a status drink.

Today at work, they opened a Starbucks on top of a Starbucks. By this, I mean: theres one on the street level AND one just down the stairs (literally). If thats not enough, walk in either direction for a short 100 yards. Theres 4 more. Now we’re up to 6 fucking Starbucks within a stones throw.

Still not enough, the damn cafeteria where I work sells Starbucks coffee and products.

If your still not satisfied, the coffee cart in our floor/area is like an Saharan watering hole in the middle of a drought; since it only somes every other day.

Drink some fucking water, people……