I just graduated college and because I’m a massive idiot I decided to start working after only 2 weeks of summer vacation. The real world sucks. I hate my job already and I only started 2 days ago. The average age of my coworkers is somewhere around 107. I try to talk to them and be friendly but they aren’t interested in my stories about going out and partying and I’m certainly not interested in their stories about the civil war and what it was like before penicillin was invented. This cannot be what the “real world” is like.