Never eat at a buffet. I used to work at a restaurant with a buffet and some of the nastiest stuff I’ve ever seen in my life occurred there. People were constantly coughing and sneezing all over the food. Trust me, that ’sneeze guard’ thing is no match for the Ebola virus carrying customers that always seemed to be hanging around our dining facility. Also little kids were constantly picking up things with their hands.

You think the food was fresh when I brought it out of the kitchen? No chance, because I never washed my hands after using the bathroom.