Free Advice is Worth Every penn You pay

1006/2009

I recently quit my job and my last night of work a few of my co-workers and I went out to a titty bar. I was telling all of those dumb-ass bleach headed bimbos that I was going to become either a firefighter, dentist, or mailman.

Those silly silicon filled broads ate it up like a bulimic patient in 7-11 right before a binge/purge cycle.

One of the broads that gave me a lap dance had braces and suggested I become an orthodontist. Thanks choo-choo face, but I’ll pass on taking life advice from someone who takes more shots in the face than 50 cent.

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