Crash and Burn


We have this new girl on our team. She joined about 2 months ago. Out of the blue yesterday at the end of the day she came over to my desk and pulled up a chair. We sat there just shootin’ the breeze and bullshitting for a good hour.

She’s pretty cute. I’d do her- So I was giving her my A-game and she was eating it up. She was laughing at all of my jokes, playing with her hair and being all flirty.

I thought I was in like Flynn until I happened to mention that I still live at home with my mom (I’m a winner). Then, no shit, not 2 minutes later does my mom call my desk phone while the chick is still there.

She got up and walked away laughing-and she took my testicles with her. I am not a man.

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