I was out of town last weekend visiting some friends and we all decided to “dress up” and go out to the bars. It turns out that “dress up” meant to put on the most ridiculous outfit we could find. My friend dressed up as Santa Claus and I dressed up as Spiderman.

While we were at the bar my friend (Santa) was grabbing girls and making them sit on his lap and asking them what they wanted for Christmas. I (Spiderman) was jumping up and down on the patio furniture and pretending to shoot web at people.

Well it turns out that while I was walking down the street one of my co-workers spotted me and I had to explain why I was dressed up. I didn’t really have a great excuse so I basically told him that I’m really an idiot and act like this all of the time. I can’t wait to see him back in the office.