I work part-time as a house-keeper at a fancy hotel in D.C. Saturday morning I was making my rounds and when I entered one room (they didn’t have the ‘Do not disturb’ sign posted) I found a guy passed out on the floor. His pants were down near his ankles and his shoes were tied together.

I ran out of the room almost laughing to tears. I can only imagine what happened to that guy the night before.